The Perils of Autoclave Jokes

I don’t know if anyone else has faced this, but I tried to make a joke about the autoclave last week, and my supervisor just stared at me. I guess the punchline just didn’t sterilize right! It’s tough to keep a sense of humor in a lab where everything needs to be so precise — anyone else have lab-related jokes that fell flat?

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, I totally feel you! Those lab jokes can really bomb. I once tried a pun about pipettes at a team meeting — crickets, I swear.

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